Sellers are complaining about Prime Day: ACOS skyrocketed, but orders were stable...

As of the time of writing, this year's Amazon Prime Day has officially come to an end.

This year's Amazon Prime Day was truly "wonderful", but the wonderful thing was not the outstanding performance of the sellers, but the fact that Amazon sellers were so talented that a promotional conference turned into a complaining conference.

On the first day of the Member Day, many sellers noticed that the momentum was not right this year. Judging from the orders posted by sellers, only a few sellers had a huge order. Sellers all said that the orders on various sites were almost the worst in the past few years, as if they were a waste of time.

After the first day, the sellers looked at the situation on the second day with a little bit of luck: it exploded, ACOS exploded...

However, the lack of sales on Membership Day did not prevent sellers from "finding joy in suffering". The editor has to say that the sellers this year are excellent. Each of them is a top-notch joke teller. They are worthy of being Amazon sellers and have a strong psychological endurance.

Seller A: Membership Day comes quietly and goes quietly. Xu Zhimo’s Cambridge is too quiet. Can’t there be a “pouring rain of orders” like when Yiping asked her father for money?

Seller B: Honey, I’m experiencing a surge in sales on Amazon. What kind of sales are you seeing? What the hell…

Seller C: It exploded! It exploded! Oh my god, ACOS exploded . Will my boss kill me?

Seller D: I just saw an Amazon seller I knew before picking up mineral water bottles on the road. I felt so bad. I never thought that my former friend would become my competitor now.

Seller E: There are many sellers who started out working hard but ended up losing everything.

Some sellers also jokingly said that they wanted to fight to the death, disrupt the market, and "die together."

Seller F: Left spiral, right A10, I can travel to any mountain or lake.

Seller J: I will change the price of my product to $0.01 today to mess up the market.

While being amused by the sellers ’ jokes, the editor also sympathizes with all the sellers. It must be very uncomfortable to be abused by Amazon day and night.

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